Today, Alan Thicke called a press conference which was aired on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS and BET.
Alan Thicke, mega star, who rose to stardom from the hit series Growing Pains addressed the nation and press stating clearly and articulately... "Senator McCain sir, I call your bluff." The entire press confrence lasted a total of 10 seconds but has caused an uproar of excitment especially from the McCain camp who seem to have gone in hiding. John McCain is completely missing remarked "The View" conservative Elizabeth Hasselback when asked where John McCain had gone. In a photo provided to the press from Brad Pitts private photograph collection his sources have proof that McCain is currently hiding out in an Afganistan cave until the excitment dies down. Pitt and wife Joile were in Afganistan to pick up their new son Ahmad-Shah. They had stopped to make a pit stop and snapped this photograph. Sarah Palin is the only member of the party that has not gone into hiding and will be calling a press confrence of her own later today where she is expected to declare herself the GOP Presidential candidate. She is expected to ask Hilary Clinton to be her running mate. No further information is available yet. Things are going well for Alan Thicke lately says manager Bud Markowski..."Alan will appear in "The Goods: The Don Ready story," the new Will Farrell movie, staring Jeremy Piven and Ving Rhames where Alan will play Ed Helms' dad. It will be in theaters this summer. for more information visit http://www.alanthicke.com
2 comments:
Wow, I had no idea that Alan Thicke wielded this sort of influence over national politics. Actually, I didn't even know he was still alive - for some reason I thought he had died from an overdose of horse tranquilizers back in 1997.
No way dude. This is just a rumor but I have sources telling me...you know how on the voting ballot you can choose "write in candidate" and write in a name? Well, word has it that 99.2% of Americans that have experienced growing pains in life will unconsciously write in Alan Thicke on election day. The other .8% reflects dudes with mullets and, well you already know which way they will be voting. So who do you really want to vote for on election day Fro Master, Voltron or Alan Thicke?
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