Have you seen this guy who looks like Papa Smurf? I saw him on a news show recently, and he's absolutely obsessed with the Smurfs. Apparently, his obsession drove him to begin drinking a potion containing silver compounds, which leads to permanent blue discoloration of the skin. "Things have been so smurfy for me since turning this shade of blue," said Paul Karason, 57, of Madera, California. "Ever since I became Smurf, I've been presented with many new opportunities that'd I'd never smurfed of before."
What sorts of opportunities was he talking about? What would drive someone to such desperate measures? Well, it turns out he mostly did it for the ladies. "Let me tell you, going into a nightclub looking like Papa Smurf has done wonders for my smurf life. I've lost count of how many smurfy ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting. Most of them turn out to be quite mentally unstable, but at least women are interested in me now, even if it's just to find out if 'everything' is blue." So there you have it. Dudes, if you're unlucky with the ladies, maybe you should consider becoming a Smurf.
Have you seen this guy who looks like Papa Smurf? I saw him on a news show recently, and he's absolutely obsessed with the Smurfs. Apparently, his obsession drove him to begin drinking a potion containing silver compounds, which leads to permanent blue discoloration of the skin. "Things have been so smurfy for me since turning this shade of blue," said Paul Karason, 57, of Madera, California. "Ever since I became Smurf, I've been presented with many new opportunities that'd I'd never smurfed of before."
What sorts of opportunities was he talking about? What would drive someone to such desperate measures? Well, it turns out he mostly did it for the ladies. "Let me tell you, going into a nightclub looking like Papa Smurf has done wonders for my smurf life. I've lost count of how many smurfy ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting. Most of them turn out to be quite mentally unstable, but at least women are interested in me now, even if it's just to find out if 'everything' is blue." So there you have it. Dudes, if you're unlucky with the ladies, maybe you should consider becoming a Smurf.
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Thats outrageous and hilarious! Did he really say that stuff? HAhaha that guy is hilarious and sick but at the same time im drawn to him and trust him. I think he should run for President. Everyone- all races, all types of people would listen to Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf for President!!!!!! of Smurf Village anyway...
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