After a very rough day at the polls Alan Thicke did not come out the victor but seems to have declared himself President anyway. He took to the podium before Barack Obama gave his victory speech and said you might be President of the United States but I am President of the world bitches. He then threw his hands in the air and was tackled by secret service agents who said he had a demonic look in face (pictured above). Alan spent the night at a Chicago precinct where Sheriff, Bill Wasselman said "looked like Alan just needed to cool down and we were there to give him his space and rest." The morning after seems to continue to be tough for Thick who supposedly punched a mailman in the face outside the S. State Street Post Office telling the man you work for me now as he punched him stole his bag of mail and then oddly delivered it all. Voltron is very upset. Voltron in a quick press release said that this is not the Alan Thicke he wants people to remember and that he will fight to bring his friend back to health and win the next election in 2012. In the meantime Thick is on a rampage. In a related story Tracy Gold seems to have started eating in an unhealthy manner this morning. The world is worried for her. Alan Thicke where are you when we need you.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Alan Thicke is REALLY F$*%ing MAD!!!!!!!!!!
After a very rough day at the polls Alan Thicke did not come out the victor but seems to have declared himself President anyway. He took to the podium before Barack Obama gave his victory speech and said you might be President of the United States but I am President of the world bitches. He then threw his hands in the air and was tackled by secret service agents who said he had a demonic look in face (pictured above). Alan spent the night at a Chicago precinct where Sheriff, Bill Wasselman said "looked like Alan just needed to cool down and we were there to give him his space and rest." The morning after seems to continue to be tough for Thick who supposedly punched a mailman in the face outside the S. State Street Post Office telling the man you work for me now as he punched him stole his bag of mail and then oddly delivered it all. Voltron is very upset. Voltron in a quick press release said that this is not the Alan Thicke he wants people to remember and that he will fight to bring his friend back to health and win the next election in 2012. In the meantime Thick is on a rampage. In a related story Tracy Gold seems to have started eating in an unhealthy manner this morning. The world is worried for her. Alan Thicke where are you when we need you.
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This is such a sad end to Thicke's campaign. Why did he have to go all psycho on us? I hope for Tracy Gold's sake he can pull himself together and get her to stop vomiting. I wonder if Bob Barker is secretly gloating after being ousted by Thicke in favor of Voltron. I bet Bob is hanging out in his swanky mansion with several of Barker's Beauties, just sitting on a pile of Plinko chips and laughing at this disturbing turn of events.
I'm so glad to see that Voltron is keeping a level head through all this. And did I mention...PLINKO!
I honestly believe that Voltron is only thinking of himself and running on is own ticket in 2012. I dont think hes really too worried about Alan Tickes health. Ive been hearing since this news broke that Alan Ticke is a real bastard to work for and secretly has a ploy to rule the world. When Secret Service tackled Thicke they found "One world under Alan Thicke" written on Tickes trapper keeper 2012 times. Scary stuff!!!
whoah. I didn't even know Trapper Keepers still existed.
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